This Is Your Mothers Last Resort Top: Bettie Bondage

Final Chorus (double) This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Oh — rip the hem, babe, never stop)

Pre‑chorus Corsets in the closet, pearls on the shelf I wear them for the pictures, not for anyone else bettie bondage this is your mothers last resort top

Sing‑spoken tag over groove: "Sorry, Mama — the pattern's mine." Final Chorus (double) This is your mother's last