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Beach Party Mummy Transcript ❲99% SAFE❳

(laughing) Alright, you're a natural! But seriously, we need to get you some sunscreen. You don't want to, you know, spontaneously combust.

(in a dry, papery voice) Sun... was... scarce... in... tomb...

Okay, okay, but please, you have to cover yourself up! This is a family-friendly event! beach party mummy transcript

Whoa, easy does it! You're going to unwrap yourself into oblivion!

(whooping) Rrraaahh! Party... like... it's... 3000 BCE! (laughing) Alright, you're a natural

(moaning) Family... ancient... memories...

(in a spooky voice) Rrraaahh... Party... I sense... fun... you're a natural! But seriously

Uh, can I help you... mummy?